As Long As There Is Diamond !

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you gave her?
John: playing cards

Don't You Love To Say These To Someone ....

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